The Dry Cleaner

Ledom Ipsong is not a brave man. Nor is he a smart man. But he does have his own ideas about the galaxy and it's more intricate workings. For example, when someone waves a blaster in your face, give him all your money. Don't try to reason or weasel your way out of it, just give him all your money. If there seems to be any chance he might misunderstand your intentions, then repeatedly shout, "Take the money!" in a high, whiney voice.  
Capsule by Jesse Bromley   Above drawing by Eric Blanchard