"He's had relations with every kind of person imaginable."
"Yeah he's a slut." -T-Bone and Alex, on the subject of Roybis

"Did they have an invisible companion with them?"
"No I didn't see any." -Col. Atum and The Dockmaster, on the subject of Tset Nal

"He's standing here like your worst ƒµ¢£ing nightmare."
"Barbara Streisand?" -Jesse and Alex, on the subject of Col. Atum

"Roybis, you crapped your pants."
"Oh yeah." -Josh and Roybis

"You give shit to him, he gives shit to me, I give shit to them..."
"And I shit on all of you." -Ben (to Jesse) and Alex, on the ranking order